est. 2024

Closet Confessions

Real reviews from real wardrobes. Mostly shapewear.

7 Reasons I Bought the "Viral on TikTok" Shapewear (And It Was Actually That Insane)

The photo my friend posted of me looked like a different person had been welded into my body. We were at this rooftop bar that someone's brother got us into. I had on the tightest little black dress I own — the one I had been saving for a skinny mirror night — and from the side, my stomach looked like a small shelf. My old shapewear was doing absolutely nothing. It had rolled down to my hips so it was basically a belt. The waistband was visible under the dress like I had stuffed an extra napkin in there. You could see my underwear line from across the room. I screenshotted the post, sent it to my group chat, captioned it with seventeen crying emojis, and texted my sister: okay I am ordering the TikTok shapewear, do not let me talk myself out of it. I tried it on the next weekend with the same dress. I took a side-profile photo. The difference was obvious before I even sent it to the group chat.
~ the seven reasons ~

#01The hype is real. The X is real. The cross panel actually snatches.

"This shapewear from Honeylove has been going viral on TikTok — so why not see what the hype is about?"

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#02The before-and-after in your tightest dress is the only proof you need.

"Boom. Look at that."

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#03It snatches the waist in a way nothing else has.

"It's snatching me in the perfect way — so much smoother."

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#04Your butt looks better. Not flattened. Better.

"It even makes your butt look better."

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#05The side-profile smoothing is the test.

"So much smoother, so much better."

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#06The confidence is the part you don't see in the photos.

"Feel so much more confident."

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#07Run, do not walk.

"Run, do not walk — you have to try them out."

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Tagged: honeylove, viral, tiktok, snatched, tight-dress, side-profile